'Cadoed!

chill-iwi-mon: ‘IWI, what up with that fine frontal fruit, Mr....

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:10:34 -0400

‘IWI, what up with that fine frontal fruit, Mr. Schmidt?

TOKE a look down and acknowledge the flavor.

Got an emule from this bro Alex Watt who talks like Crocodile Dundee, so I think he must be from some other country like Europe or Hawaii or something. He said:

Couldn’t find a rippin’ ripe ‘cado to properly crank the prank, so we had to do the “make do” with a tropic-alternative and get kiw-azy with a kiwi.

I don’t understand, either, but that must be what ‘cadoes look like in Iraq or wherever.

And speaking of dog-by-‘cadoings, Ricky Faust sent this...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 19:50:33 -0400

And speaking of dog-by-‘cadoings, Ricky Faust sent this one in accompanied with the following missive:

Totes ‘cadoed this bro looking for kosher pups!

I guess bros think they’re safe in certain areas of the supermarket, but if you’re rollin’ hood down anywhere in the Piggly Wiggly, you’re a target. It seems obvious, but:

STAY FROSTY! ESPECIALLY IN DA FREEZER SECTION!!

Despite his radiant name, Sunny the Pooch is always prepared for...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:45:23 -0500

Despite his radiant name, Sunny the Pooch is always prepared for inclement weather. Too bad the poor dog-bro wasn’t ready for a downpour of ‘CADOED! from his lady-brah, Delaney!

How’s that old saying go, Dawg? Oh yeah, I remember: “It’s raining ‘cadoes and dogs, so watch out you don’t step in an avo-poodle.”

Did you know that bros in Germany (I think they’re called...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:17:12 -0500

Did you know that bros in Germany (I think they’re called brüds there) are totally into the ‘cado scene?

Actually, David Friberg, who sent this in, didn’t tell me that he’s a German brüd. I just figured it out after seeing that scene in Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds where (If you haven’t seen this movie yet, I don’t know what rock you’ve been drinking under, but [SPOILER ALERT]) that one Nazi deutschbag calls out the double-agent dude as being a totally British bloke cuz he doesn’t count with his thumb like regular Krauts do.

I’m not exactly sure why Herr Dave’s counting to three in this pic, but my keen sense of ‘cadenfreude makes me think that there’s two more ‘cadöes in his boy Franz’s schiessenpack.

Sadly, in the midst of this economic downturn, many bros...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:07:35 -0500

Sadly, in the midst of this economic downturn, many bros can’t afford a TV, furniture or even a simple Jimi Hendrix poster to cover the bare wall! That’s why we should thank ‘Cado for the simple pleasures. Like the arts. Or like spotting your hooded bro sketching and TOTALLY DISTRACTED.

Still Life with Bowl of ‘CADOED!
Kyle Ashe, c. 2012
Digital Color Photograph
United States, Private Collection

PS- Very impressive levitation skills, Kyle!

Brother John Gross in Austin writes: “Does guac count? It...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:08:49 -0500

Brother John Gross in Austin writes:

“Does guac count? It used to be a ‘cado.”

Frankly, I was a little afraid to open this pic and very much relieved to find that said guac was sealed up in a container.

But to answer your question, John (and it’s a good one): Normally we here at ‘Cadoed! would frown upon using anything but a regulation issue ‘Cado. We have to admit, though, that you did your thing with such style and panache that we were able to find it within our hard, dark green hearts to accept this instance of guac-ing… Just this once, though!

Students of the ‘Cado: Please take note of this bro’s excellent use of elbow technique here- used to support and mask the weight in his bro’s hood- and maybe even better, his palpable display of enthusiasm.

Happy New Year, Dudes!! I’m proud to report that bros...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:26:48 -0500

Happy New Year, Dudes!! I’m proud to report that bros from all around the globe rang in 2012 by watching the ‘Cado drop… into their bros’s hoods.

Z. Ippen, who sent in this pic (cool name, bro!), was slick enough to slip Baby New Year’s the ‘Cado.

3…2…1… ‘Cadoed!

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the...

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:48:27 -0500

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the crib

This dude was texting right in front of his sib(ling)

His hoodie wide open, he sat on his chair,

Not realizing his bro put a ‘cado in there!

“this is my stupid brother, too busy texting (on xmas eve!) to realize he’s been ‘cadoed. ”cadoed you my friend’ is what i said immediately after.”

‘Tis the season to get CADOED! Thanks to Mike (Avo)Caulo for showing some brotherly ‘cado love!!

Bleep Bloop, Bleep Bloop. I’m afraid Adam’s gonna...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:57:00 -0500

Bleep Bloop, Bleep Bloop. I’m afraid Adam’s gonna have some major ‘Roids Rage once he finishes his game and discovers that Smokey done ‘CADOED! his ass!

When someone has Post ‘Cado Stress Disorder (PCSD), it can...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:48:00 -0500

When someone has Post ‘Cado Stress Disorder (PCSD), it can change the lives of everyone around them. The person with PCSD may act differently and get angry easily. He or she may not want to do things you used to enjoy together.

You may feel scared and frustrated about the changes you see in your loved one. You also may feel angry about what’s happening, or wonder if things will ever go back to the way they were. These feelings and worries are common in people who have a friend or family member with PCSD.

It is important to learn about PCSD so you can understand why it happened, how it is treated, and what you can do to help.

[Tip of the hoodie on this entry to our ‘Cado Bro Jon]

Nick, always lookin’ so fly in your fresh gear. Which is...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:34:00 -0500

Nick, always lookin’ so fly in your fresh gear. Which is why I’m psyched to tell you about this new line of designer hooded jackets that just came out called ‘CADOED!! BY JON.

You wear it well, my friend.

Oh shit! Well, I’m man enough to admit it - The master...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:31:37 -0500

Oh shit! Well, I’m man enough to admit it - The master got ‘CADOED!

But REAL TALK all you Wannabe ‘CaBros:

He who ‘Cadoes last, Cadoes best.

C’mon, John and Bridget- You guys make it all too...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:24:01 -0500

C’mon, John and Bridget- You guys make it all too easy!

AvocaPro Tip #32- The bigger and furrier the hood, the sweeter the ‘Cado.

Here’s Tim posing for the cover of his memoirs: THE AGONY...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:13:29 -0500

Here’s Tim posing for the cover of his memoirs: THE AGONY OF DE’CADOED!

“Joyous to watch. Olivia P. gives an unusually daring...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:05:46 -0500

“Joyous to watch. Olivia P. gives an unusually daring committed performance. We give this ‘Cado TWO THUMBS WAY UP!!!” - Siskel and ‘Cadobert

Oh Luke! Playboy’s always busy making time with the...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:43:03 -0500

Oh Luke! Playboy’s always busy making time with the ladies. But you gotta stay frosty when the ‘Cados are out. Just remember: Hate the ‘Cado game, not the ‘Cado player.

I hate to brag (that’s not really true at all), but...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:12:24 -0500

I hate to brag (that’s not really true at all), but I’m kind of like the Tony Hawk of ‘Cadoing. Except, I perfected the sport AND invented it! Underachieve much, Tony Hawk??

Step back everybody and watch how it’s ‘Cadone.

‘Cado redemption! There’s no better way to get over...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:01:44 -0500

‘Cado redemption! There’s no better way to get over having been ‘CADOED! than to dust off the old ‘Cado and pass on the CADOED! savings to someone else. Nice work, Dave. Better update your FB status to AvacaBro!

For all you beginners, here’s a textbook example of a...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:55:46 -0500

For all you beginners, here’s a textbook example of a ‘Ca-Don’t. Brian covertly slipped the ‘Cado into Ayesha’s hood which was sitting on the back of her chair. Seems like the perfect ‘Cado crime, right? Nope. Moments after the pic was snapped Ayesha noticed the ‘Cado in her hood.

NOTE: It’s not a successful ‘Cado until the hapless victim is wearing their hood with the ‘Cado in it! Better luck next time, Bro!

Classic ‘Cado technique. While Isaac is deeply engrossed...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:28:00 -0500

Classic ‘Cado technique. While Isaac is deeply engrossed in a convo with Joe about their book report on the latest John Grisham novel, a ‘Cado gets slipped in his hood. A quick “Yo Son!”, my man turns around and a pic is snapped. Congratulations Bro, you’ve just been schooled in ‘CADOED CLASS 101.